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The Oragon Gazette

All the Code That’s Fit to Ship VOL. — · NO. — Independent · Opinionated · Indented
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Bicolano Developer Writes Code by Candlelight, Still Compiles

A full-stack dispatch from the provinces: one developer, several frameworks, and a suspicious amount of coffee.
Dennis Pitallano
Above: Mr. Pitallano, photographed on assignment. Halftone by this newspaper.

DENNIS PITALLANO, a full-stack software developer based in the Philippines, was once again observed this week shipping working software without issuing a press release. Sources close to the matter confirm that the output compiled on the first try — a claim this paper was initially reluctant to print.

Mr. Pitallano’s daily instruments include C#, .NET, TypeScript, HTML, CSS, and SQL, deployed with equal parts rigor and pragmatism. When pressed for a motto, he offered only: “It works on my machine.”

Colleagues describe him as unreasonably calm during production incidents and unreasonably particular about file naming. He is currently accepting interesting problems, polite arguments about semicolons, and freelance commissions of good conscience.

Continued below, on the Technology and Field Reports pages. Read the full column ›

Code is read far more often than it is written — a truism, worn smooth by repetition, and stubbornly unpracticed.
Technology · Inventory

The Tools of the Trade — An Unauthorized Inventory

Beyond the daily drivers, the subject maintains working familiarity with Vue, React, Next.js, NestJS, FastAPI, and Xamarin. Data handled across MSSQL, PostgreSQL, MongoDB, Redis, and SQLite — depending on which architect last held the pen.

Operations-adjacent skills include Docker, Kubernetes, Nginx, and Jenkins. A full dossier is available upon request, or by following the citation trail to the GitHub bureau. Read on ›

Field Reports · Selected

Selected Works & Recent Dispatches

Contributions
  • AgileTechOps·DevOps consultancy — contributor
  • DigiByte.org·Official site for the DigiByte blockchain
  • Digi-ID·Open authentication protocol built on DigiByte
Personal Works
On the Press · In Development LIVE

Open source — BSCSCAN .NET, CASH .NET, and Oragon Tutorials. Full archive available via the GitHub bureau. Read the full field report ›

Editorial · Opinion

On Writing Software That Other Humans Must Read

A function named doStuff() is not a function; it is a threat. Clear names, small functions, honest comments — the craft is unglamorous but durable. Continue ›

The Annals · Career Record

An Abridged Chronicle of the Correspondent

  1. 2014
    First Byline — Began the profession in earnest as a Junior Developer. Shipped web forms with determination and questionable CSS. HTMLCSSJS
  2. 2016
    .NET Proper — Moved deeper into the .NET ecosystem. Wrote ASP.NET applications that handled real users with real complaints. ASP.NETSQL Server
  3. 2018
    Full-Stack Correspondent — Joined a product team; owned features end to end — API, database, front-end, and the occasional production fire. Vue.NET CoreDocker
  4. 2020
    Open-Source Filings — Published BscScan.NetCore and Cash.NetCore on NuGet. Documentation typed, not generated. NuGetBscScanCash
  5. 2022
    Into the Chain — Contributed to DigiByte and Digi-ID; built dgbwallet.app and its payment gateway. BlockchainDGB
  6. 2024
    Business Desk — Shipped ClockIn+; began consulting with AgileTechOps. SaaSConsulting
  7. 2026
    Present Day — Writing this very Gazette. Building Diskarte and The Daily Classifieds. Still taking commissions of good conscience. Today
At a Glance
10+Years Shipping
Cups of Coffee
30+Technologies
1Philippines 🇵🇭
Profile · Provincial Desk

Who Is the Man Behind the Terminal?

Born of the Bicol Region and raised on a steady diet of documentation, Dennis Pitallano — known in certain corners of the internet as Oragon — has spent his career turning business requirements into running software and, occasionally, the reverse.

His work is characterized by an unfashionable preference for correctness, a willingness to read the stack trace in full, and the belief that a good commit message is worth two bad meetings.

Full feature ›

Classifieds
Three Cents per Line · Cash or Barter
For Hire — Full-stack developer, .NET / JS / SQL. Ships on Fridays. References available. Inquire.
Wanted — Interesting problems. Must compile. No cryptocurrency rug-pulls, please.
Lost — One semicolon. Last seen near line 247. Reward offered.
Services — Code reviews conducted with tact and occasional British understatement.
Found — Off-by-one error. Owner may claim at the production logs.
Notice — The tabs-vs-spaces debate remains ongoing. Letters to the editor welcome.
For Sale — One (1) perfectly good legacy codebase. Runs on Windows XP. All sales final.
Missing — Have you seen this senior developer? Last spotted muttering about microservices. Answers to "tech lead."
Trade — Will exchange one working Kubernetes cluster for two calm nights of sleep. Terms negotiable.
Public Notice — All stand-ups exceeding fifteen minutes are hereby declared illegal in this newspaper's jurisdiction.
Personals — SQL query seeks proper INDEX. Must be honest, unique, and willing to commit.
Estate Sale — Estate of a retired COBOL programmer. Includes one (1) 80-column punch card collection. Serious bidders only.
⚑ Classified — You typed the sacred sequence. A cup of digital coffee, on the house. ☕
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Letters · To the Editor

On the Proper Use of the Console

Dear Editor, — I write to protest the growing practice of leaving console.log('here') in production code. Yours, with affection, A Concerned Reader.

EDITOR’S NOTE: The offender has been identified and forgiven.

Obituaries · In Memoriam

Final Respects — Technologies That Left Us Too Soon

  • Internet Explorer (1995 – 2022)
    Outlived by its users' trauma. Survived by Edge.
  • Flash Player (1996 – 2020)
    Took with it a generation of browser games and the phrase "please update your plugin."
  • jQuery (in modern stacks) (2006 – whenever)
    Still performing quietly in legacy systems. $(document).ready forever.
  • AngularJS (2010 – 2022)
    A pioneer. Remembered fondly, if not precisely.
  • Windows XP (in production) (2001 – ????)
    Refuses to die. Still running three ATMs and a hospital in New Jersey.
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